THIS HUSKY HEARS THE BABY CRYING SO IT LULLS IT OH MY GOD I’M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO START CRYING
When in SHIELD, you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.
OMG why am I laughing so hard at this?
Further evidence that Tony designed this.
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
//I fought together with Enel because I’m a flaming homosexual and proud. lol
”I grew up with… the supposed mermaid princess because I’m sick. Sick as in awesome.”
"I was hugged by Portgas D. Ace, because i’m awesome. Seems fucking legit."
"I punched Monkey D. Luffy, because i’m bored."
"…I killed Silvers Rayleigh, because i’m drunk… This is definitely not true…"
"I drank sake with…myself…because I’m hot."
I grew up with Doffy because I’m drunk.
I drank sake with Ajokiji because I’m gonna be the pirate king.
I killed Monkey D. Garp because I’m sweet?
I fought together with Doflamingo because I’m sexy.
"I killed Gol D. Roger because I’m high."
In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.
The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.
The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.
He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.
and old Apple computers
the apple was a rainbow
Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.
June 24 - Futuristic Weaponry
My secret to art is that I don’t know what I’m doing 99% of the time.
This is the most awkward and the most helpful tutorial I have seen all day thank you.
Baby, I’m blaming you.
I’m starting on the Haikyuu! manga and I 100% blame you.
(Oh look, the beginning is totally different than the anime…)
(Edit: Or not? Chapter 0? Hmm.)